The Horseshoe Crab

 My mom, friends and I went to Lincoln Middle School in Portland to learn about horseshoe crabs. The woman there said that they can't bite, pinch or sting you. So as we were feeding them people were sticking their fingers in their mouths. I did the same and it kind of bit me and then it pinched me. So that was a bad, but funny day.

D&D And Our Last Meeting

Where we last left off we were fighting two zombies and a wizard. We killed the zombie guards but the wizard killed me in two hits. I became a ghoul and I attacked my master aka the wizard. So we all died and we made new characters. I was a goliath and the others were a griffin and a wolf. So that's it.
This has been the D&D Adventures with your host, Thor Zeller, updateing with new and exciting adventures. Until next time. This is Thor Zeller signing off. 

astronaut

I went to the Challanger Learning Center where I became an astronaut for a day. I was a medic, but my computer was bugged. So I had to be a robotics officer. My job was to see if any of the bottles on board the space ship were leaking. It was the phenolthaline which is used to test water for contaminates. Then we had to evacuate because too many meteorites hit our ship. After we landed I got freeze-dried ice cream. YUMMMMM!

D&D: The New Quest

Well, we got a new quest.This quest requires us to find three gems. So we went inside a cave and saw thirteen goblin minions and two goblin soldiers. We fought and got them down to four: 2 minions and both the soldiers. Then I was unconcious, but my gang killed off the rest of them. Later on, we talked with two orcs and they said, "Give us your weapons."  We refused and then one of the orcs killed his comrade by accident and we killed him. Then in the next room we saw one thief and two minions. We killed the minions, but the thief talked and said, "Please don't kill me! The chest there has $4,000 in it. The wizard [the one we were looking for] is in the next room." Then I cut off the thief's head so he wouldn't try to kill us while we opened the chest. Now we are in the room with the wizard and his two zombie gaurds.

Until next time, this is Thor Zeller signing off.

D&D Adventure at my house!

My D&D friends and I were in the dungeon captured by the evil wizard. Bridget came up with a clever idea. She stole the keys from the guard and got everyone out. Then I stabbed the guard until he was dead. Next , we found a door. As we entered, we encountered a black dragon and left the room quickly. Then we got out of the cave and got some dwarven men to help us. So we returned to the cave and one of the dwarfs pulled a lever. Pounds and pounds of rocks fell form the sky on all the dwarves including our DM who died. Then we finished our quest and got one magic item. I received cursed armor forged  from the Tieflings.

D&D Meeting

So we finished the quest to save the mayor's brother. That was easy. Then we went to town. I killed the village idiot and sent an orc to his doom. I lied to the mayor saying that the orc killed the village idiot. So in a month the mayor will tell me when the hanging will begin. Next, we went to a dwarven town and now we are on a quest to see why dwarven zombies are attacking.We got caught by an evil wizard and we are all in jail.
That's it until next time...

D&D Rescue Misson

My D&D gang and I went to the mayor's house and got a quest to rescue his brother. So we went to the dungeon and killed a whole lot of goblins and kolbolds. Then the DM and I fell into a trap and I almost died by wererats (half humans, half rats), but  my team saved me. Afterwards, I opened a chest. Inside was a jar of wererat blood. It is very valuable to some assassins because the blood could kill a man. So I will sell it for gold or use it...
So that was my day. Until next time, I am Thor Zeller signing off.