The Red Dragon Comes

My D&D adventurers and I went to a town named Burndown. The town was literally burning down and we saw every house and townsfolk on fire. One of us looked up and saw a baby red dragon that had caused the destruction. We distracted the red dragon by taunting him. Meanwhile, our spell caster made a ball to trap the red dragon so that we can train it to be our pet like the owl bear. An hour passed and the ball was ready. Our dragon born (half human half dragon) threw the ball and the dragon blew fire. The ball trapped the fire and the dragon's head inside. The dragon died and I took five red dragon scales.
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Split Up

My D&D group characters and I were walking in a mystical forest. We got separated from each other.  These giant spiders came out of the trees and attacked us. While we were in battle, some wood nymphs came and dispatched the rest of the spiders. Afterwards, the nymphs took us to their camp.

A Little Tied Up

My D&D adventurers and I were walking. We heard some people shouting and screaming. So we went to see what was going on. The towns people said that there were two Gelatinous Cubes (a giant ooze monster in a shape of a cube). We fought the Cubes. One of the them engulfed me several times, but each time I managed to escape. Our pet, the Owlbear, ate both of the Cubes. The Cubes were defeated.
That was my D&D adventure.
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More Orc Trouble

My D and D adventurers and I snuck into an orc party. There were two staircases leading in the same direction so we split up and blocked the exits. The owlbear jumped on the king of the orcs and everyone ran away. So we looted the treasure room full of useless decorative items like a belt, and a sword, but we did find some gold.
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Unexpected guests

Where we last left off... We killed the crazy undead monkey and the whight. As we were sleeping, some unexpected guests arrived. There was an owlbear and a dragon-type monster. The healer tamed the owl bear. The dragon monster was just a costume with a crazy girl inside. We left her alone. Off we went to find more adventures.
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Undead Fortress

Where we last left off we were in front of the undead fortress. We killed the wight guard outside the castle walls (a wight is an undead) and we entered the castle. There were two more wights in the room. Morgan Freeman killed one and we severely injured the other. This big undead monkey appeared and our undead wizard spoke to it. The monkey replied banana, banana, BANANA! The monkey was very unintelligent.
Tune in next week as we finish the wight off and the crazy undead monkey.


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A Little Orc Problem

When we last left off, we were still in the castle. We killed the rest of the orcs and then we dressed up in bandits and mercenary disguises. We made some intimidation and bluff checks to sneak passed the orc-infested town. We failed. Ten orcs saw through our disguises.We had to fight them. There was a big bonfire in the middle of the battlefield so our undead wizard summoned a flame warrior who came out from the flames. He snatched one of the orcs and pulled him into the fire, killing him instantly. I tackled an orc into the fire and he burned to death. (Note: I can't get hurt in the fire since I am a Tiefling so I have a resistance of five fire damage.) Our cleric cast a spell on an obese orc. Since the orc couldn't dodge fast enough, the spell automatically hit and the orc died. All the orcs got scared and didn't attack us. We dispatched the rest of the orcs. After that encounter we saw a two-headed troll. Behind him was a door. He asked us, "What's the password?" The troll gave us a riddle to solve."What's fun to crush that has a gooey treasure inside?" The cleric answered, "The mind." And I said, "The brain." The answer was "the skull". The troll accepted the cleric's answer so we entered the door and found Morgan Freeman on the other side.
Until next time.
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