My mom told me a joke. It was not funny. It went like this: "Knock. Knock." "Who's there?" I asked. Mom said, "Boo!" and I asked, "Boo who?" She said, "Don't cry! It's only a joke!" Lame, right?!
What's the lamest joke you've ever heard?
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Dad and I had watched "The Caddy" starring Jerry Lewis. A few weeks later while playing miniature golf I mimicked Jerry. On the thirteenth hole, Dad lined up and hit the ball, but it didn't go into the hole. I said, "Dad, you did it wrong." I put my ball where his was and said, "You do it like this: You line it up, swing back and hit it." And my ball went in. On another hole I did the same thing. He hit the ball, missed the hole and then I hit it and it went right in. But, in the end, Dad won!!