The Joker Cookie (Story)

One afternoon Batman decided to make a gingerbread cookie. So he made dough with Alfred, his butler. Over night the dough sat in the refrigerator. The Joker's soul crept in and dived into the dough. The Joker was Batman's nemesis while he was living. He died of happiness.

The next day the cookie was nearly done. Batman and Alfred were happy. When Alfred took out the cookie from the oven, the cookie jumped out and gave Alfred a heart attack. The butler fell to the floor.

Batman cried! The Joker laughed!

Batman said, "You!"

The Joker said, "Yes, me!"

"But how?!" Batman asked.

"I was a ghost, crept into your refrigerator and into the dough!" Joker said with a high-pitched crazy laugh.

Batman dashed over, grabbed the cookie and ate him. He chewed the gingerbread and burped so loudly you could hear him in China.

Suddenly Batman yawned and his eyes felt as heavy as two boulders. He would sleep for hundreds of years unless a true love kissed him.

After a while, Alfred woke up and looked around for the cookie and Batman. He spotted Batman and shook him, but he didn't wake up.

To be continued....

Best Friends

I love my friends because they're fun and amusing. We play card games like 21 and war. Nick, Tom and I play on the computers and PlayStation. We sometimes go to the library with my mom. They make me laugh because they tell jokes and act dorky. Nick and Tom are my best friends, but they're sort of like my brothers because they've been coming over here since I was six years old.

Christmas

I like Christmas because we decorate a tree and bake cookies for Santa.

We got our evergreen tree at the Staples' Tree farm. The trees smelled minty fresh. At first Mom and I argued about which tree to cut down. I gave in when I got TOOO cold!

Mom and I just finished decorating the tree. We listened to some Christmas songs and filled the tree with colorful lights, ribbons, snowflakes and other beautiful ornaments.

Mom and Santa's favorite cookies are chocolate chip. Wink! Wink! Every Christmas eve we leave out chocolate chip cookies and hot creamy cocoa. In the morning all I see are crumbs too small for a mouse and a few drops of cocoa in the Christmas mug.

What is your favorite holiday tradition?

Tiger

I have a cat named Tiger. He likes to play fetch. We throw a super ball and he brings it back. Tiger likes to sleep in the warm sun and eat and eat and eat. Sometimes when he gets scared (like when we have to take him to the vet) he smells like a skunk. He also growls like a dog when people come to our door. He is a fat, happy cat. We got Tiger when he was a kitten. He has been my pet for about four years.

Star Wars

I like Star Wars action films by George Lucus. My favorite is Star Wars: Revenge of The Sith. I like Revenge of the Sith because order sixty-six is when the clones kill the Jedi at the Jedi temple and the planets. It was a surprising moment that took my breath away. Which one is your favorite Star Wars movie and why?