Bounce Zone

I like the Bounce Zone. We go once a month. It starts at 10am and ends at noon. It's really good for both of us because Mom can just relax and I can play.

It's in a big gymnasium. There are lots of homeschoolers that go. We play tag, run around and climb up ladders and go down slides.

I give this place a 100% thumbs up. It's a great place for kids.

Birthdays

For my twelfth birthday Mom, Dad, Grandma and I drove to New Jersey to a restaurant called Medieval Times. It’s a place where you use your hands to eat and eat. We ate soup and chicken and drank Coke and ate birthday cake. We saw a king, queen, knights and jousting.
For my thirteenth birthday we went to a New Hampshire theater. We saw “Little Shop of Horrors”. The actors were good. I have the actors’ signatures.
I wonder what we will do for my fourteenth birthday…

The Joker Cookie II

A month and a half after Batman ate the Joker cookie and fell asleep, thousands of girls went to the mansion to kiss him. Nothing happened. Girls came from everywhere: Germany, Belgium, France, England, Ireland, Russia and China. Nothing happened. All the gorgeous girls went home empty handed.

But finally a girl from Scotland came. Her name was Elizabeth. Her brother Scott came with her. When Elizabeth kissed Batman, Elizabeth fell to the floor asleep and Batman began to stretch and yawn.

"What happened?! What's today's date?" Batman asked.

The butler said, "Today's is Valentine's Day 2009, sir. You ate the Joker's magic cookie and fell asleep for a month and a half. You needed true love's first kiss to wake up."

"Well, where is she?" asked Batman.

"Behind you, sir," replied the butler.

Everyone looked behind Batman. There was no woman there. There was a frog.

Scott, Elizabeth's brother, was crying. He picked up the frog and held it in his hands. While he was crying, the frog began to change back into the girl. Reddish hair began to poke out of the frog's head. Then at once she was human again.

Batman, Elizabeth and Scott became the best of friends. They lived in the same house sharing the chores.

Everyone lived happily ever after.

THE END!!

The BIG Jump

One afternoon my friends and I went to "correctional center" hill to go sledding. I went off a huge sky-rocketing jump in our inner tube. When I landed I had a mega headache that hurt like heck. Then Tom went off the jump. He hit his side and it looked like it really hurt. My mom and I were laughing because it's funny. It's like AFV (America's Funniest Videos) when people do crazy stunts and hurt themselves.

Movie: Marley & Me

Marley & Me is a must-see movie. It is sad and funny. I think you guys would really like it. Out of a possible 10 stars, I give it 8.

A really funny part was when Marley, the dog, ate ten pounds of kibble when he was a puppy. When he was a little older, Marley jumped on the dog trainer. That made me laugh so hard I cried.

When Marley was older his stomach turned and he had arthritis. I felt sad because he couldn't sleep upstairs with the kids and I just cried when they put him to sleep. This was the very first movie I cried at.

Little Grey Cells

On Thursday night Mom and I were sitting on the cozy couch. I was flipping through TV channels. One of them was Hercule Poirot, a show about a fictional private Belgian detective. We both gasped and jumped up and down. Hercule Poirot is awesomely awesome.

I was smarter than Poirot. Me! Me, the Austin was smarter than Poirot. During the show he said that all birds could fly. Then I said, "Ostriches... they're a bird. They can't fly. Penguins... they're a bird. They can't fly either. They swim, glide and waddle."

I felt excited and happy because I was using my little grey cells.

My Bucket List

Every New Year's Eve I write in my special notebook what I would like to do. One year I wrote that I would like to ride in a limo. I rode in a limo 8-3-07 and it was awesome. I got to cross that off my list.
I really want to go to Ireland. I want to meet Johnny Depp and Freddie Highmore because they're my favorite actors. I want to swim with the dolphins because I've heard they're really good with humans. Except for on the Simpsons where the whole world nearly got destroyed because Lisa saved a dolphin leader. I still want to swim with the dolphins. I also want to visit another aquarium because I love sea creatures. They're interesting which is why I like them.
If you had a bucket list, what would you write on it?